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surrogateself
“Terry, just open the god damn door now. Mommy won’t be angry if you open thecae door right now. If you make her wait any longer then I promise you I will make your ass as red as a baboon’s.”
“Mandril.”
“What?”
“Mandril’s have the colorful...
changterhune

“Terry, just open the god damn door now.  Mommy won’t be angry if you open thecae door right now.  If you make her wait any longer then I promise you I will make your ass as red as a baboon’s.”

“Mandril.”

“What?”

“Mandril’s have the colorful bums.”

“I’ll count to five.  One…”

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